"An intelligent, beautiful woman with a dirty mind that makes you laugh non-stop should be treasured."
- (via thestylishgypsy)

Just don’t bury me somewhere in a chest.

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fraternityboy:

why is “in cahoots with” not a relationship option on facebook

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notwifi:

"why do you only show half your face in snapchats?!"

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"I do not feel good. I’ve got the sad sads. All I want to do is fuck you."
- Charles Bukowski, Somebody (via stxxz)

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edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

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oknope:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza.

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notchicken:

notchicken:

guess what I just got!!!

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meet Spartacus everyone….

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